Tuesday, September 12, 2006

My New Favorite Game

Hi buddies (and assorted groupies),

I have a new favorite game. It's not a stunning new variation of poker, neither is it an exciting but obscure card game I discovered down the casino.

I call it 'Googlism'. And I've been playing it for hours.

Sad, you say? Well... maybe a little - but a guy's got to unwind somehow after hitting the tables hard over the weekend and losing the equivalent of the GDP of a small pacific country.

I need something to take my mind off it, know what I mean?

So I click here, and I type in my name, or the name of a friend... And lots of random stuff comes up - bit like consulting an oracle or a fortune-teller.

Here's some of the stuff I found out about myself playing Googlism:

Monkey is funky
Monkey is elected
monkey is handcuffed at a police station in tianjin
monkey is finally off his back
Monkey is a scorpio
Monkey is master of remote control
monkey is susceptible to plasmodium falciparum
monkey is resourceful and the real hero of the series
Monkey is elected mayor of hartlepool
monkey is found mainly in primary subtropical lowland broadleaf forest on steep limestone hills

It's amazing the stuff you don't even realise about yourself, y'know?

Please feel free to leave a comment telling me what you learnt about yourself playing the mighty game of Googlism

14 comments:

Anonymous said...

Hi Mikey,

You rule.

I tried out your game, and got some interesting results:-

1.ron is to rum as havana club is to bacardi
2.ron is a 58 yo white heterosexual male retired carpenter
3.ron is a sexy bitch
4.ron is a weasel's vault

Not so sure about the last one. Keep up the good work, Mikey-sahn!

Anonymous said...

Google does not know enough about me. I am off the grid – just the way I like it.

Anonymous said...

They've hit the nail on the head here...

joe is the best
joe is so getting laid tonight
joe is not an expert in voodoo and he promises to be nice to his followers

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Anonymous said...

hello michael the monkey- loved you in vegas baby!

Googlism for: ed

ed is hott
ed is a god
ed is laying temporary power cables above ground
ed is drunk at gatwick airport
ed is here to educate us about how to make our lives easier

Unknown said...

1. brent is so damned good
2. brent is cookin
3. brent is new vp of worldwide sales at emotion
4. brent is so damned good brent from the ville posts a majorly thought provoking quote today

Anonymous said...

Googlism, eh? Don't mind if I do...

1. ahsan is a known political personality
2. ahsan is one of the fresh discoveries in model world of bangladesh
3. ahsan is on the constant move to give you better and improved services at all times keeping in mind your difficulties
4. ahsan is now out on bail but very worried

Anonymous said...

Hi Micky,

Do you have fleas? How often do you get de-wormed?

This is me:
1. betty is our queen on the day
2. betty is photogenic
3. betty is one of the premier casino & sportsbook's on the internet.
4 betty is a virus
5betty is president of the inner light foundation
6betty is a proud patriot and an all

Michael Chimpski said...

Thanks Ms. Betty. I'm proud to say I've been worm/flea free since 2003.

Do feel a bit itchy down below since I got back from Vegas though...

Strange that...

Anonymous said...

jessica is my biffly
jessica is gone by possumtoy
jessica is just as picky with her men as she is grammar
jessica is right about stalkers

Crazy game... Fun though...

Jessica

Anonymous said...

lucan is?
lucan is sarsfield's kinsman
lucan is going to turn up soon
lucan is about 20 minutes and eight miles away from dublin city
lucan is devoted to lucan
lucan is leamhcán which means 'place of the elms'
lucan is quickly becoming one of the largest and most densely populated suburbs in the greater dublin area

Anonymous said...

anthony is the bomb
anthony is an english spy
anthony is tax assessor for chester county
anthony is albanian wife lover

Anonymous said...

Not to sure about this Mikey?:

1.harry is a homo
2.harry is a pothead
3.harry is a budgie
4.harry is at it again
5.harry is a 8 year old irish terrier
6.harry is wondering in his bath how long it will take to wash away the creamy cake from his face

Julie said...

Hey Mikey;
You are one cool dude. Meet you in Vegas.

Julie is sexy
Julie is sunshine
Julie is confident
Julie loves Hairy short men