Good evening - my name is Mikey. I'm a chimp who likes nothing more than a good ol' game of poker. Im going to the World Series of Poker to make myself one rich son of a monkey. Ivey, Monkeymaker, Hellmuth you chumps are going to get trashed by a chimp.Anyhow, the plan goes like this:
1) Win $12 million @ WSOP
2) Retire from showbiz (no more crappy fashion shoots/album covers - phew!)
3) Chill in custom-built jungle penthouse in St Maarten.
Sorted. How could my brilliant plan possibly fail?
See you at the Rio....im off to enjoy the sun and have me a cold beer...
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