Scratch 'n' sniff, folks: who needs online poker when you have scratch card poker! Fun fun fun!Yes, it involves gambling. Yes, it involves poker. You can even order your Mega Millions Lottery subscription online. But it's all legal. Gasp.
They give a lot of money to state education. Generous, though in other places I hear they have taxes to pay for stuff like that.
Mikey is in any case far too classy a chimp to make any jokes about education in VA being like a lottery. (Goodlatte breathes a sigh of relief.)
Coming soon: the State of Virginia PokerShare.com and CasinoShare.com scratch cards with pics of Mikey the Chimp on the front!
It could happen, folks.
Actually, scratch that.
