Virginia State Lottery Poker Scratch Card

Scratch 'n' sniff, folks: who needs online poker when you have scratch card poker! Fun fun fun!

Yes, it involves gambling. Yes, it involves poker. You can even order your Mega Millions Lottery subscription online. But it's all legal. Gasp.

They give a lot of money to state education. Generous, though in other places I hear they have taxes to pay for stuff like that.

Mikey is in any case far too classy a chimp to make any jokes about education in VA being like a lottery. (Goodlatte breathes a sigh of relief.)

Coming soon: the State of Virginia PokerShare.com and CasinoShare.com scratch cards with pics of Mikey the Chimp on the front!

It could happen, folks.

Actually, scratch that.

Isn't it Ironic?

The Dogs of Poker Blog picked this one up. absolutely priceless:

The State of Virginia, home to one of the guys who brought us the Anti-Online Gambling Bill (Bob Goodlatte) has a 'very well promoted' state lottery.

Yes, that's still legal. All fine so far.

The irony is, they recently started selling Texas Hold 'em-themed scratch cards. A great success all over, I hear...

Oh the humanity. (And hypocrisy.)

I'm just glad I'm a chimp.

The Truth about the Anti-Online Gambling Bill

As ever, the truth will out, all thanks to our trusty friend the internet:



Our guy, quite literally, in the field has some very good points. Sadly, the same can't be said for his dancing at the end.