I taught her everything she knowsAnd not just about poker either.
Still, you won't find jokes about how fitting it is she should make the cover of 'TopPair' magazine here. I am a perfect gentleman, and never lapse into vulgar jokes about former lady friends.
She was a double-A when I knew her, anyway.
We met at the Coney Island Sideshow school in the Summer of 2004. She was taking break dance and rap, I took poy, knife-throwing and tap.
Although she was instantly attracted to me, I won't say it was immediately reciprocal. I couldn't get over her physical shortcomings, and found her constant nattering about how she was going to make it big in the rap scene ultimately a little tiresome.
Of course, now I regret my inability to see past these superficial shortcomings, especially when I taught her everything she knows about poker, and now she gives me absolutely no credit.
It hurts, I can tell you. Especially with all the albums we worked together on:
I hear she has a new boyfriend now: apparently he's really 'hot', and cool, and human.
Well... I can't compete with him in the human stakes - But I tell you this:
Whoever he is, I'll take him down on the tables, one on one. I'll take him down. Right down - No time at all.
Then Fergie and I can recommence making sweet sweet music together.
That'll be sweet.
Still, you won't find jokes about how fitting it is she should make the cover of 'TopPair' magazine here. I am a perfect gentleman, and never lapse into vulgar jokes about former lady friends.
She was a double-A when I knew her, anyway.
We met at the Coney Island Sideshow school in the Summer of 2004. She was taking break dance and rap, I took poy, knife-throwing and tap.
Although she was instantly attracted to me, I won't say it was immediately reciprocal. I couldn't get over her physical shortcomings, and found her constant nattering about how she was going to make it big in the rap scene ultimately a little tiresome.
Of course, now I regret my inability to see past these superficial shortcomings, especially when I taught her everything she knows about poker, and now she gives me absolutely no credit.
It hurts, I can tell you. Especially with all the albums we worked together on:
I hear she has a new boyfriend now: apparently he's really 'hot', and cool, and human.Well... I can't compete with him in the human stakes - But I tell you this:
Whoever he is, I'll take him down on the tables, one on one. I'll take him down. Right down - No time at all.
Then Fergie and I can recommence making sweet sweet music together.
That'll be sweet.
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Tell us Mikey what do you know? You get all the babes don't you?
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